Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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