I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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