I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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