Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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