i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
my poor anus
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i now understand why vodka
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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