No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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