I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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