id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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