i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We were destined to go to rehab together
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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