For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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