At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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