Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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