i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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