Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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