I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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