She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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