Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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