awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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