I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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