Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
