OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
