I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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