Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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