i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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