I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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