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Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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