I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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