I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
