i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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