im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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