i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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