Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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