Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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