Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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