I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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