we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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