so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Actions speak louder than pants.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
