Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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