I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
