Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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