like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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