I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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