i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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