next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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