The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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