Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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