i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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