Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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