the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
