Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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