he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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