hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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