i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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